Your days are numbered, bub - at least if CharonClock has anything to say about it.
CharonClock is a handy (?) little device that predicts your death date and begins counting down the days - in seconds - till it's time for the big dirt nap.
You know, your demise.
Named after Greek mythology's Charon, the aged boatman who ferried the souls of the dead across the River Styx to the gates of the awaiting underworld, CharonClock requires only your birthdate and gender to get the party started.
After that, you'll just have to pray you can beat the odds ...